Re: [認真] 她第一次半夜打給我
※ 引述《asahiooo (政大宋承憲)》之銘言:
: :欸欸我在醫院急診
: :怎麼會 感冒囉?
: :不是 跟你做完我的那裡好痛 我恨你
: :啊啊對不起...不會再這樣了....
: :不要再偷打手槍 下次好好服侍我
: :怕妳又要掛急診
: :可是從你那裡可以得到在韓國男友身上從來沒有體會過的滿滿的感覺
: 是否也有人因為%%%掛急診的經驗?
: 前任量17 本人分身自認也不算大
: 發文不附圖 此風不可長
: http://i.imgur.com/yyBRl2F.jpg
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我的尺寸算蠻大的,
不過屬於上窄下寬的竹筍型,殺傷力很夠!
保險套都會被我捅破,根本凶器!
西斯點:
上次女友說:都被你戳到流血了啦!
然後我也是帶她去醫院掛急診,好可憐,
不知道要怎麼辦才好,
還好女友很溫柔,
出院後,她深情地對著我說:要不是因為我愛你,這種尺寸我早就跑了。
聽了真的很欣慰。
以下開放各種馬賽克對比圖。
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真‧30公分!
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比水壺還大!
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你遮到看不懂了
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可愛
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有握不住的感覺
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好巨大!
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天啊!又是個超過30公分的巨蟒。
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就是要肉色!
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超過50公分了吧
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小朋友嚇死了
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好細長好歪XD
※ 編輯: zoeforce (123.194.209.236), 05/06/2016 01:34:40
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