Re: [認真] 請問打槍到一半的時候地震該怎麼辦?
※ 引述《a435007 (陣雨)》之銘言:
: 如題 我該繼續打下去嗎?
原文不用刪
大家安 是我
我現在人不在游泳池所以女板友們甭怕==
事情是這樣的
剛剛其實在洗澡
而洗澡前小弟都會習慣性先尻個一槍
真的是習慣性
也不管有沒有性慾先擼再說
反正擼著擼著就會上火了
是個為尻而尻的概念
很不巧的剛剛才開始動作
慾火都還沒上來我就覺得頭暈
"欸幹,有這麼爽嗎還是太累
怎麼今天尻到暈?"
定睛往門外一望
"靠北,我怎麼尻到電風扇一直搖,
難道我擼管的時候跟勇吉拉一樣能尻出念力嗎?"
我停下手邊工作
用身體 用心去感受這一切
幹你娘嘞念你老濕!!地震啦!!!!!!!!!!
然後我的仙根就瞬間被搖軟
接著趕快衝出去關燈
為啥要關燈嘞
因為我怕我爸被搖醒
跑下來看到我還沒睡又要一直吵= =
呼!幸好他沒發現我還醒著
不知道板友們半夜尻到一半
碰到地震的第一個念頭是什麼.......
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謝謝英九56........
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我要報警哦==!!!!!!!!!!!
※ 編輯: sjps30607 (180.217.2.0), 09/16/2015 09:19:56
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