[閒聊] 我用新帳號作弄男友
手機排版請見諒,中文不是太好請見諒
最近成了ptt新手,於是突發奇想想要做弄男朋友,一開始先寄站內信給他,很礙媚的扮演
一個女大生,寄信給他問他可不可以交換line,或是微信。果然上勾了,轉到另一個聊天
軟體扮演女大生的我換了一張網路抓的女生美圖,開始和他對話,
哥哥: 我明天沒有打工耶,同學都回家了
哥哥:你看我的照片,你喜歡我嗎?
他回: 我都喜歡阿,但以我這種樣子通常不會有女生主動,除非是詐騙集團,且我怕你見
了我會失望
哥哥,我不是詐騙,只是放假同學不在我很無聊想聊天,且其實我的照片有修過,我有點
胖胖的喔,哥哥你有女朋友嗎
他回:恩恩,沒關係
他回:還是妳想要我帶一點水果酒(可不帶),看妳嘍
(本人當時還用line跟他聊天呢,,且他媽的
到後段他就沒回真實的我了)
後來我生氣了,媽的你竟然要帶酒去網友那,且還忽略我的line,心裡不平衡下
我用女大生的身份說:
哥哥,好的,那麻煩你來台~市~崇~路105號 (我本人真實的我的地址)
他回:幹!……
補照片,本人那麼性感了,最近還漲奶
166,52.皮膚跟白雪公主一樣白,
回頭率大概是80%
http://i.imgur.com/fcuSSBq.jpg
以上純分享,好像沒有西絲點喔??
補個西絲點好了
上上星期的某一天,我讓他射在我的臉上,然後模仿電影那樣把精液拿去又平底鍋油煎,
呵呵,還真的煎出東西呢,然後我把那白白的精液和雞蛋混合夾在白吐司給他當早餐,哈
哈
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