Re: [新聞] 「我要把妳弄破皮」 鹹濕簡訊掀不
※ 引述《Dontco (東摳)》之銘言:
: 老公外遇偷吃,妻子怒告後卻通常都會放過老公,對小三告到底!
: 《自由時報》報導,已婚38歲葉男與27歲鍾女婚外情,葉男妻子發現丈夫手
: 機裡竟有「3次全部射裡面」、「我要把妳弄破皮」等鹹濕簡訊,控告葉男
: 與鍾女妨害家庭,但在偵查期間,葉妻對丈夫撤告,葉男獲不起訴處分,鍾
: 女則未獲原諒遭起訴。(即時新聞中心/綜合報導)
: http://goo.gl/dxNPey
: 請問五樓我可以弄破你的皮嗎
那女伴手機裡
什麼樣的簡訊會讓你覺得頭重重的?
「膝蓋有沒有破皮?」->被doggystyle過
「嘴巴還會不會酸痛?」->被oral sex過
「還會頭暈嗎?車子空調不是很好」->車震過
「大腿還會抽筋嗎?」->雙腿被扛在肩膀上過
「還會苦嗎?」->已經被餵喝過了
「手還會酸嗎?」->被火車便當過
「今天去廁所還好吧?」->野砲了
ps.我有次很不道德看過女友的msn
看到她回朋友說:「我好幸福」
我還蠻開心的,覺得自己有給她幸福
然後分手後
有次看記錄才發現沒看完
「我好幸福」的下一句是「有兩個男人同時愛我」。
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