[認真] 到底該說什麼?消失

看板sex作者時間9年前 (2015/01/24 04:16), 9年前編輯推噓69(72推 3噓 21→)
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手機排版請多包含 事情是這樣的，最近有個對象也發生了關係，不過對方一直沒有表態到底是不是男女朋友 ，我是認定為女友啦但不太敢問...就默默的在照顧她這樣。 不過真正想問各位的是，對方之前都是交老外男朋友，我是她第一個華人，我們在啪啪啪 的時候，她有問我怎麼我好像做的時候都沒發出太多聲音也沒說什麼話.. 其實是根本不知道要說啥，因為她果然是那種歐美A片裡面的叫法，都是歐~~耶~~，發科 咪~~北鼻，跟一些奇奇怪怪的英文，小弟英文爛又不標準，怕講出來會很怪，所以有版上 的朋友們能教幾句來用用嗎~ 後來我有在做的時候小小聲說 who is your daddy，但事後她說其實老外很少在講這個.. 害我整個尷尬起來o'_'o -- 一中權志龍 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 123.240.203.167 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1422044219.A.7A1.html
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01/24 04:20, , 1F
this is a book
01/24 04:20, 1F
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01/24 04:20, , 2F
她說什麼你就跟著說什麼r
01/24 04:20, 2F
如果她說i want ur dick怎辦= =|||
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01/24 04:35, , 3F
你以爲打棒球喔
01/24 04:35, 3F
※ 編輯: limas50708 (123.240.203.167), 01/24/2015 04:42:51
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01/24 04:45, , 4F
那就給他啊
01/24 04:45, 4F
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01/24 04:51, , 5F
說一樣的然後給她一根假屌讓她肛你啊傻小孩
01/24 04:51, 5F
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01/24 05:15, , 6F
作自己就好了，幹嘛硬要講英文，國語的糟糕話也很多啊==
01/24 05:15, 6F
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01/24 05:36, , 7F
回台語會更有族群融合的快感喲
01/24 05:36, 7F
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01/24 05:42, , 8F
你可以用台語啊 像洗哩老北 ~
01/24 05:42, 8F
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01/24 06:21, , 9F
剛想到 裝ABC腔回話她可能比較有fu
01/24 06:21, 9F
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01/24 06:27, , 10F
習慣就好
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01/24 06:35, , 11F
回應她不就好了...
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01/24 06:51, , 12F
How r you
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01/24 07:00, , 13F
fine bigger, can you?
01/24 07:00, 13F
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01/24 07:21, , 14F
... 你以為打魔獸喔
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小心！手榴彈！！
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01/24 07:41, , 16F
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01/24 07:43, , 17F
I'M coming~~~
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01/24 07:56, , 18F
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01/24 07:58, , 19F
penta kill
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01/24 08:13, , 20F
歐素歐素，就送ㄟ就送ㄟ
01/24 08:13, 20F
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for the horde
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01/24 08:20, , 22F
不然說臺語阿
01/24 08:20, 22F
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01/24 08:21, , 23F
How do you turn this on
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01/24 08:42, , 24F
入境隨俗
01/24 08:42, 24F
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要麻直接當爸爸，不然絕對是砲友
01/24 08:53, 25F
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01/24 08:56, , 26F
yeah, good baby～ very tight…
01/24 08:56, 26F
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01/24 09:10, , 27F
fuck me maybe
01/24 09:10, 27F
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01/24 09:19, , 28F
It's good to drink ？
01/24 09:19, 28F
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01/24 09:31, , 29F
你可以說 u suck my dick.
01/24 09:31, 29F
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01/24 09:48, , 30F
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01/24 09:48, 30F
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01/24 10:00, , 31F
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01/24 10:00, , 32F
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01/24 10:00, 32F
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01/24 10:05, , 33F
eigenvalue~
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01/24 10:11, , 34F
I can fly
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01/24 10:16, , 35F
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01/24 10:42, , 36F
穧o說薩科買地殼
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跟她
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01/24 10:46, , 38F
要射的時候要說 fire in the hole~~~
01/24 10:46, 38F
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01/24 10:50, , 39F
明明聽懂中文，幹嘛在那學前人語言
01/24 10:50, 39F
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01/24 10:52, , 40F
This is an apple.
01/24 10:52, 40F
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01/24 11:09, , 41F
Warriors of the night assemble!!!
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01/24 11:14, , 42F
你可以說fuck u bitch! 一定超high
01/24 11:14, 42F
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01/24 11:30, , 43F
Over my dead body
01/24 11:30, 43F
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01/24 11:43, , 44F
you like it? you like it huh!?
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噓
01/24 11:47, , 45F
是不會叫她講國語哦
01/24 11:47, 45F
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01/24 12:07, , 46F
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01/24 12:10, , 47F
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01/24 12:36, , 48F
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01/24 12:59, , 49F
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01/24 12:59, 49F
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01/24 13:07, , 50F
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01/24 13:07, 50F
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01/24 13:09, , 51F
read my name!!!!
01/24 13:09, 51F
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01/24 13:26, , 52F
還小小聲地說是殺小啦 哈哈哈
01/24 13:26, 52F
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01/24 13:29, , 53F
靠杯 最後好好笑XD=> 害我整個尷尬起來o'_'o
01/24 13:29, 53F
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01/24 13:35, , 54F
who is ur daddy!
01/24 13:35, 54F
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01/24 13:35, , 55F
how is this turning on
01/24 13:35, 55F
噓
01/24 13:38, , 56F
How do you turn this on
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01/24 13:39, , 57F
what the fox say
01/24 13:39, 57F
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01/24 13:58, , 58F
I go to school by bus
01/24 13:58, 58F
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01/24 14:03, , 59F
a men have a pen
01/24 14:03, 59F
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01/24 14:05, , 60F
會不會是你的太小 她沒感覺?
01/24 14:05, 60F
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01/24 14:09, , 61F
oh~An apple a day keep the doctor away.
01/24 14:09, 61F
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01/24 14:26, , 62F
你不會邊講臺語邊尬她？
01/24 14:26, 62F
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01/24 14:42, , 63F
Over my dead body
01/24 14:42, 63F
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01/24 15:00, , 64F
像洗哩老北 ~ 好好笑...
01/24 15:00, 64F
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01/24 15:19, , 65F
她用英語，你就用台語回她阿
01/24 15:19, 65F
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01/24 15:23, , 66F
im your mother
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01/24 15:25, , 67F
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01/24 15:25, 67F
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01/24 16:00, , 68F
Say my name
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01/24 16:58, , 69F
她會選你，就是想吃點不一樣的，你還學老外叫...你去
01/24 16:58, 69F
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01/24 16:58, , 70F
歐美玩會選中國菜吃嗎？
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01/24 17:14, , 71F
回:好鬆唷唷……
01/24 17:14, 71F
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01/24 17:50, , 72F
Hass da la vista, BABY !!
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01/24 18:12, , 73F
Who Let the Dogs Out!!
01/24 18:12, 73F
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01/24 18:34, , 74F
Can you feel me ?
01/24 18:34, 74F
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01/24 18:38, , 75F
用她的手遮住自己的嘴然後大喊：Fire in the hole~
01/24 18:38, 75F
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01/24 18:52, , 76F
OPG
01/24 18:52, 76F
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56不能亡
01/24 19:28, 77F
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01/24 20:56, , 78F
快笑死XDDD
01/24 20:56, 78F
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01/24 21:51, , 79F
subway,eat fresh
01/24 21:51, 79F
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01/24 22:19, , 80F
為了部落！
01/24 22:19, 80F
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01/24 22:36, , 81F
用台式日式回應他的熱情
01/24 22:36, 81F
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01/24 23:03, , 82F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHO IS YOUR DADDY是殺小啦哈哈哈
01/24 23:03, 82F
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哈
01/24 23:03, 83F
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01/24 23:23, , 84F
回應太好笑了哈哈哈哈
01/24 23:23, 84F
噓
01/25 00:34, , 85F
老外講啥關你屁事
01/25 00:34, 85F
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01/25 00:42, , 86F
greedisgood
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肛舞鬆會
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01/25 09:37, , 88F
This is a pen
01/25 09:37, 88F
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01/25 12:11, , 89F
幹也太好笑
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01/25 18:37, , 90F
跳一段cock magic
01/25 18:37, 90F
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01/25 19:31, , 91F
妳想All in嗎？我all in
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01/26 04:31, , 92F
hi,my name is John
01/26 04:31, 92F
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01/26 08:32, , 93F
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01/26 08:32, 93F
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01/26 12:17, , 94F
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01/26 12:17, 94F
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01/26 16:19, , 95F
去看外國A片阿!!!
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01/28 14:25, , 96F
fucking pussy
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