[閒聊] 有人幹過螳螂嗎？
看完最近在瘋傳的螳螂性愛
完事後母螳螂竟然把公螳螂吃掉
真的越想越憤恨不平
各位16cm 小B有跟我一樣的嗎？
姑且不論什麼生物演化
射後吃掉真的讓人很畏懼
此風不可長阿
假設在學校
不小心幹到女螳螂研究員
在實驗室的時候
她請你先幫她看一下試管 做一下紀錄
然後她蹲在實驗桌下方
直接翻起你的老二
眼睛大碌碌的看著你吞吐著
然後說那管幫我加幾莫的水
那管要加熱一下
趁你一不注意
直接把你老二啃掉
這不是很痛苦的事嗎 ？
這可是sm極致的事阿
而且不可逆的
就算大難不死 當下馬上棄頭求生
30cm被咬掉龜頭剩27cm的老二還有搞頭嗎？
我們應該勇敢的抵制母螳螂式的性愛
我內射你歡愉 但你不必吃了我啊
這是根本錯誤的性愛
人生漫長旅途 不必只為了一次轟轟烈烈的內射
而是要在人生的每一站
享受各種不一樣的性愛阿
我們應該要出手阻止這錯誤演化
我們要讓母螳螂知道性愛不用生死相許
也可以轟轟烈烈 至死不渝
所以舉起你身旁的小樹枝
看到螂比花嬌的母螳螂
在那萬點花從一點綠中
著著實實的
享受一場人類帶給她正確的性愛吧
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