Re: [閒聊] 如何在游泳池把妹
※ 引述《free0728 (free and easy)》之銘言:
: 各位30cm大大E奶水水好
: 在下人稱在室洨諸葛
: 今天去泳池游泳的時候,看到好多妹子,
: 不禁讓在下想起還在三國的時候,
: 那年赤壁大戰之前,看見好長的一條江,
: 才想起在下騎月瑛很會騎,卻不會游泳.
: 所以趕緊跑去東吳水寨旁偷偷的練習,
: 練了兩分鐘,
: 忽然看見兩個喬妹四顆奶的也準備下水,
: 這麼一來游也不想游了,握者我的小諸葛,馬上開始意淫3p,
: 到最後還沒練習到,射完就先昏倒了,還要趙雲哥來救在下...
: 後人有詩曰:
: 公看三P國,淫成八陣圖;
: 槍留實不短,遺精濕昏吾.
: 請問各位,到了現代要如何在游泳池把妹呢~
說到這個~哥最有經驗了
目前交過七個女友,
五個跟泳池脫不了關係
但這又是另外五段故事了
哥憑藉著182/86精壯泳隊倒三角
暑假都在泳池裸上身上班
女生看到哥的兩組人魚跟鯊魚線
都濕到像在泳池一樣
不要刻意去找妹聊天
等她來找你就好,
曾經遇到個173/50長腿正妹找我求救
因為他的泳帽被誤拿走了
就打游擊聊個幾句就走
沒幾回…
哥就這樣拿到他的電話
也出去夜唱夜聊睡我家~
後來就不多說
重點你的游泳能力要強
別盯著人家的奶看
騙到手,奶要摸要揉都有
教游泳要言之有物,
別說的一口好游泳
隨手再簡單示範一下技巧
歌喉不錯的也能站在岸邊唱歌
會有妹妹跑來聽你唱歌歐
不豪洨,有試過有效才敢說
把妹很難嗎?
腦補用西斯點:
競賽泳裝其實才是最性感的
女選手身材超好腰超美
也不加胸墊,常能看到激凸
下面的部分還能看到駝蹄
還會看到毛從旁邊露出來
都跟前女友在更衣室不脫泳衣就開幹
超爽~
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