[認真] 晚上要見女鄉民怎麼辦
本魯最近跟板上某女鄉民相談甚不歡
但是她說她很欣賞我的文才
於是還是交換了面子書
沒想到她對我的外貌驚為天人
不斷說我真是將魯蛇二字用自己的臉做了最佳詮釋
我聽了也很羞赧
她還傳來他的裸照給我 讓我飄飄欲仙
決定今晚要跟她見面了
我列了一張清單 提醒我要帶什麼
大家可以幫我一起想想還有什麼我遺漏的
1.本票
2.萬寶龍鋼筆
3.緊急發報機
4.保險套
5.防身噴霧
6.學習單X3
7.健保卡
8.適量零用錢
9.個人藥物(暈車 感冒等等)
10.一顆快樂的心
行程是預計吃完晚餐以後 一起去她的學校散步 最後快樂賦歸
大家覺得呢
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