[認真] 請問跟外國人做愛時,男生要什麼叫?

看板sex作者 (MaMamia)時間9年前 (2014/08/16 15:22), 編輯推噓194(2061238)
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小魯最近因朋友介紹認識一位從美國到台中教書的英文老師。 想說剛好有這因緣際會可以多多練習我的菜英文,這一整個禮拜靠著Google翻譯跟臉書與她聊天,從她爸媽聊到她做愛的恥度。在聊天過程中得知一個外國女孩隻身來台工作是多麼需要性生活,她說妹妹已經乾旱五六個月了!問我晚上要不要去陪她。覺得跟外國做愛總不可能說幹!幹爆妳!所以小弟想請教版上各位30cm有經驗的前輩跟外國人做愛時都喊什麼!?手機排版請見諒。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 49.219.58.226 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1408173749.A.33B.html

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