[創作] 人間異語:台灣男人不中用 沒能力做愛
Q︰什麼時候開始只想跟外國男人交往?
A︰大學時期吧,當時我在淡江大學唸書,也還有個男朋友,有天晚上,我去到某間夜店
,有個瑞典來的男人靠近我,請我喝酒,他長的很帥,一直稱讚我長的很可愛,我蠻喜歡
他的,就跟他上床了。隔天我跟幾個好朋友講,他們都很羨慕我,可以和外國人上床,當
天我跟台灣男友又做了一次,覺得很不滿足,太細了,跟那個瑞典男人比起來也很不溫柔
,吵架過幾次後就分手了。
後來我就只跟外國人約會了,有白人也有黑人,白人男友帶出去比較有面子,壞處是我好
朋友都會暗地勾引我男友,黑人男友就比較少,他們在床上是我遇過最猛的。
台灣男人很糟糕,個性彆扭小氣,大男人主義,疑心病重,不體貼,幾乎沒有一點好的,
而且和台灣男人結婚還要看婆家臉色,我才不要,最糟糕的是台灣男人床上表現很糟糕,
都不懂情趣和愛撫,那話兒又小,我跟我朋友看過上百個台灣男人,我們都沒遇過有超過
十五公分的,我交往過得外國男人幾乎都是十七、十八公分,台灣男人啊,很可悲,又短
又細只能躲在網路上幻想自己有三十公分,記者大哥你臉色怎麼這麼難看,我不是說你不
中用,我是說全台灣的男人都不中用。
做愛草率只想發洩
我認識的外國男友不只身體條件比台灣男人好太多,個性上也是,他們對性比較開放,個
性比較大方,不會像台灣男人這樣有點娘娘腔,扭扭捏捏的,台灣男人的性知識也很缺乏
,都是從A片裡學得,所以只會把女人當洩欲工具,做愛過程都很草率,而我的外國男友
自主性高,他們做愛前,會讓我知道他對我感興趣,很會製造情趣。而且我的外國男友都
蠻喜歡運動的,個性都很陽光,台灣男人就比較陰暗偏激,只喜歡躲在網路論壇上罵人和
打電動。
Q:所以妳比較喜歡跟外國人交往?
A:不是比較,我只和外國人交往,有個條件還不錯的台灣男人追過我,我就告訴他,想要
追我,先去重新投胎變成外國人再說,國外男生直接、大方、聰明又討人喜歡,台灣男生
就是太小家子氣,不懂性愛也沒有本錢和女人做愛,我這不是崇洋媚外,而是覺得台灣男
生需要好好檢討。
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