Re: [討論] 學妹的要求
女生就是臉皮薄 愛做球
機會都給你了 不衝幹嘛
記得小弟以前第一次接到女生修電腦的電話後
興奮到一晚都睡不著覺
隔天帶好家私要去修 結果沒想到時間她一延再延
最後一通電話過來已經改約到晚上10點了
本魯心想這不就有譜了嘛 害我還興高采烈的去挑保險套
還問一邊有過經驗的室友 哪種比較薄比較舒服什麼的
結果一到女生租屋處 按完門鈴
女生開啟一絲門縫 連聲Hello都來不及招呼
直接一台筆電附帶變壓器塞過來我手上
說聲麻煩你囉就轉身關上大門
整個動作一氣呵成不到5秒鐘結束 彷彿排練上千萬遍一樣
我傻在門口 還隱約聽到裡面有男聲問誰
女生說沒啦 修電腦的啦
男聲問現在電腦公司服務那麼好喔 還親自到府收喔
然後接下來的對話 我已經懶得去聽了
不過還是有幫她檢查出問題 應該是硬體問題
不過筆電規格 我沒東西交叉測試
最後請她送回原廠
還隱約聽到她一絲抱怨 不會修還XXXX 後面忘了反正不會是好話
到現在快十年了 那盒杜雷斯飆風馬 還靜靜地躺在我家抽屜裡
將來我要傳給我孫子做傳家之寶
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