[閒聊] 有人幹過閃光的亞濕娜嗎?
lucifer19這位大大說的好
待會給大大您P幣
因為您屌屌的
鳥人知道
鄉民們都想看
鳥人的笑話
幾年前在MLB版問說
要如何成為MLB選手?
就被鄉民說鳥人有買手套?
幾年前在NBA版問說
要如何成為NBA選手?
就被鄉民說鳥人有買籃球?
幾年前在星海版問說
要如何成為韓國職業聯盟選手?
就被鄉民說鳥人有灌星海?
鳥人對這一切感到厭倦
怎麼可以這樣子傷害
鳥人小小脆弱的心靈呢?
那些都是過去的往事了
鳥人很高興至少SEX版的大大們
是相信鳥人的
鳥人不是幫自己問的
是幫一個排擠界的學弟問的
那個學弟長的醜醜又鳥鳥又宅宅的
講話也不好笑不幽默
那學弟很愛看刀賤神慾
很愛裡頭的亞濕娜
他害羞的問著鳥人說
學弟: 鳥人學長 你曾經會對假想人物幻想休幹嗎?
鳥人: 呵呵是喔
學弟: 鳥人學長...我會買亞濕娜的公仔..拿自己的藍鳥磨蹭她..
鳥人: 呵呵是喔
學弟: 還會用電腦聽亞濕娜的聲優聲音...在床上狂玩藍鳥
鳥人: 呵呵是喔
學弟: 還會想找戶外女生COSPLAY亞濕娜...把她想成亞濕娜和她做愛
鳥人: 呵呵好難相信
鳥人想幫這個排擠界學弟問看看
有人和COSPLAY裝扮的亞濕娜打砲過嗎?
還是有沒有人和學弟一樣
有類似的狀況可以分享?
學弟這樣子算正常嗎?
鳥人在聲明一次
是幫學弟問的
不是幫自己問的
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