Re: [認真] 要怎麼喜歡上鮑魚這件事?!
※ 引述《sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)》之銘言:
: 這件事不知道該po西斯還是男女板好
: 想了想還是po西斯吧~
: 小弟近日交了個女友蠻喜歡做那檔事的
: 也很樂意跟喜歡幫我咬咬
: 可是我卻無法幫她
: 我不知道該怎麼克服
: 她近日一直為這件事跟我爭吵甚至說要分手
: 我不知道該怎麼辦?~
: 有誰能教教我嗎?!
: 我很愛我女朋友請不要叫我跟她分手 謝謝
唉唉!其實哥以前也有遇過這種問題
畢竟這種味道不是人人都可以接受的
直到有一次過年前在菜市場
哥看見有一攤在賣活鮑魚的攤販
好奇的問了一下老闆這鮑魚要怎麼處理
老闆當下給了我當頭棒喝
這鮑魚要料理前一定要刷乾淨任何縫隙都不能放過
哥突然頓悟了
沒錯阿!自己的鮑魚自己洗
進而開啟了哥的品鮑之路
您可以在開戰前沐浴時,請女伴將腳跨踏在浴缸邊緣
接著您可以蹲下用香香的沐浴乳
將女伴的脆鮑徹底潔淨,任何縫隙都不要放過,翻開來洗
還可以一邊用言語進行羞恥play增添情趣
洗完以後那粉嫩的脆鮑,還帶著清香
真是色香味俱全胃口大開,吹含吸舔摳任君選擇
不過哥要在此提醒大家
女孩子的陰部很敏感也很脆弱
洗的時候可別太用力
哥有一次求好心切,在洗的時候稍微太大力
就被女伴巴頭
很生氣的跟我說你不知道力大魚斃嗎!
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