Fw: [新聞] 女捉姦斬命根 讓男友半折不能直豎已回收

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1ILGUbMV ] 作者: crashonU (crazy) 看板: Gossiping 標題: [新聞] 女捉姦斬命根 讓男友半折不能直豎 時間: Wed Oct 9 15:37:06 2013 http://goo.gl/JYbniE 女捉姦斬命根 讓男友半折不能直豎 2013年10月09日14:34 【施旖婕/綜合外電報導】南非警方表示,一名21歲女子把男友和小三捉姦在床,女子一 氣之下竟把男友的下體斬斷,讓男友的生殖能力恐怕受損。 警方表示,當天女子捉姦在床,氣憤地要求男友和小三不准把衣服穿上身,這時女子突然 持刀衝向男友,當場把男友的命根斬斷,讓男友的生殖器被折損大半,再也不能直直豎起 。 警方獲報後隨即將女子逮捕,該案預計在月底開庭審理。 -------------------------------------- 半折直豎 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.69.34.121

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半折直豎..........
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靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 半折直豎
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Joke版來亂的嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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十倍奉還
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半折不能直豎.....
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XD
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半折不能直豎 XDDDDDD
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xD 這要怎麼加倍奉還
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半折直豎
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男子會百倍奉還嗎 @@?
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男生:我要加倍奉還! 阿~~好痛阿~
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應該當西斯版標呀!酷
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這記者真有才啊...
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記者屌喔...只差沒有十倍奉還了XD
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靠杯XDD
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半折直豎xd
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半倍奉還.............
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有梗
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殺小..XDDDD
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靠北XDDD
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男友要加倍奉還了嗎
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媽啦 這女記者很會寫喔 XDD 寫給男友看的嗎?
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好笑
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好笑!
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記者有必要這樣趕潮流嗎……
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XDDDDDDDDDDDD真的很白木噎~受害者看到會哭笑不得吧XD
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joke版喔
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標題...
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XD
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推記者創意
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這記者難得被鄉民推
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女友的十倍奉還XDDDDDDDDD
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這標題不錯 哈哈
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百倍奉還,這夠狠的!
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有效有推 XDDDD
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標題
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這才叫新聞
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※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ※ 轉錄者: sunrise26sq (140.112.4.195), 時間: 10/09/2013 15:58:51

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好有梗喔XDDDD
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這樣也行,有好笑
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夭壽 難得想推記者 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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可以當板標了!!!
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.......太靠北了
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XDDDD 第一次想稱讚記者 XDDDD
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XDD太好笑了
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哈哈哈哈XDDDD 有笑有推
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半折直豎也能拆開用!真有才
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半折不能直豎 1/10倍奉還
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這篇會爆
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笑了,只能推
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太好笑了
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(  ̄ 3 ̄)y▂ξ活該,再劈啊!我折!
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