Re: [認真] 有人用過R-20這款自慰套嗎已回收
前幾天從朋友那聽來的炫耀文 有次他女友在幫他吹的時候
為了增加情趣偷偷的在嘴裡含了跳跳糖
他形容一開始有點刺痛
但是到中期會出現搔癢感
最後會到達無與倫比的爽度 據他描述簡直就是無法自拔
聽完之後我很興奮的跑去買了一包跳跳糖
整包倒入我的R20裡面
帶著冒險氾濫的精神 我一鼓作氣的將R20插入
但是 我忘記要加水 算了反正等一也會濕濕的
我不停的抽插R20 一方面品嘗跳跳糖所帶來的感覺
的確如我朋友所說第一階段會有刺痛感
為了快點進入第二階段的搔癢感 我咬緊牙根加快腕部動作
隨著刺痛感的增強 我感覺整隻老二 好像被砂紙磨過般
這時我後悔也來不及了 老二跑皮到破皮就算了
因為破皮的關係 我的皮流下了湯汁
跳跳糖一碰到我的屌汁開始
逼逼啵啵逼啵啵的在R20裡跳舞
我腦海裡瞬間想起小時候的兒歌~爆米花~
看到這邊你們一定會想我為啥不拔出來就好
我告訴你們 我那朋友真的沒唬爛我!!
因為X媽的 我已經痛到無法自拔~無法自拔~無法自拔
更重要的是 因為是糖 所以 黏住了
我原本試著到點水進去融化跳跳糖
但是在R20底部的糖一碰到水 就瘋狂的朝我馬眼狂炸
我還感覺到有幾顆還彈射到馬眼裡....炸開
布魯斯威利的主演的世界末日中 有個白人博士
說過:鞭炮在手表面炸頂多受傷而已 但是在洞裡炸開...
我深深覺得 今天 這蠢事
真他媽的是我老二的世界末日
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