Re: [討論] 暗示上床的密語已回收
說到暗語
之前聽過一則故事 聽朋友說的XD
有某夫妻彼此約定那檔事 用"上課"來代稱
比方造句 : 親愛的 晚上來好好上課吧
某次老婆甜蜜地傳給老公簡訊
"今天下班後 等你來上課喔"
老公因為已經排了應酬
回傳 "今天忙 改自習"
老婆看了後 賭氣了好幾天
過了幾天換老公癢了
上班當中就傳給老婆 "今天晚上好好幫你上個課喔"
老婆心理還有前幾天的氣 回傳
"不用了 已有請家教"
※ 引述《kiraneal (魔裝機師)》之銘言:
: 這幾天突然聽到 如果男女想嘿咻~
: 不論男女都一樣會用些暗語
: 例如:
: 今天我帶你"出場"
: 我們來"雙修"吧
: 我有點"無聊",想去找你
: "有空"嗎?
: 還有沒有用其它的名詞暗示
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