[豪洨] 老婆懷孕了已回收
我雖然沒有鄉民的30cm 但好歹也算是小牙籤。
那一天我沒有戴套直接用我的小牙籤塞進老婆的洞洞裡,
突然我老婆叫了一聲
逼~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
我老婆就懷孕了...
幹!!
早知道就做好避孕措施了,今天早上去陪老婆照了超音波
http://ppt.cc/agWj
唉~
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