Re: [閒聊] 原來微信真的搖的到泡友已回收
※ 引述《CLucci (CLucci)》之銘言:
: 最近這幾天比較晚睡 無聊玩微信的"搖一搖"功能
: 看到大頭貼是一個超級豐滿的女生 索性就傳訊息過去聊天加朋友
: 很快就通過認證
: 接下來先隨便聊天 後來慢慢聊到她身材問題
: 就問她也沒有在運動 她說沒有 但自己又補了一句:做愛算嗎
: 這句話就像阿斯拉的推進器一樣 火力全開 馬上打開後面開放性的話題
: 後來才知道原來這女生年紀超小 才大學生而已
: 但身材太好 好到已經可以挑泡友 要求對方要高壯夠粗 沒看過照片不會赴約
: 今天早上還傳訊息來說 早上起床做完又繼續睡覺 因為覺得男生早上比較硬
: 後來的對話真的越來越鹹濕 因為原po有在健身房重量訓練u
: 她又問了一句: 你夠粗嗎? 拍你的肌肉跟老二給我看c
: 言下之意就是只要身材夠好 足夠讓她滿意 當砲友是沒問題的X
: 所以在玩微信之前 先練練身材 以後肯定會有幫助u
有混過黑社會的都知道
這是最低階的取財手法
簡稱:色誘 別名:仙人跳
耀陽哥我依稀記得
那年屯門要選扛霸子
洪興派出山雞 人稱雞哥的陳小春來參選
而我們東星派出恐龍他弟來競爭
恐龍他弟就曾經假裝強暴婦女(此人是東星的)
引誘山雞出手相助 接著圍剿他
現在你這個宅宅也面臨同樣的窘境
跟你要照片不是要看你懶叫多粗
身材多猛 多能幹
看你的懶叫圖是要看你長毛了沒 不然你未滿十八 頂多進少年法院感化一下
看你身材是要看馬夫還有埋伏在周圍的人是否可以輕易制伏你
接著你要嘛 就是花錢消災
不要嘛 就是吃官司
如果再慘一點就
花錢消災之後對方來個回馬槍。繼續提告,告你性騷擾或是妨礙家庭通姦罪,然後你敗訴之後上訴又再敗訴最後被判處有期徒刑n年,接著服刑期間監獄大哥耳聞你的犯罪事蹟,引爆江湖人的禁忌,每天午餐要用嘴巴吃大哥的懶叫,晚上回牢房還要用屁眼吃大哥的懶叫,你苦苦哀求獄警卻視若無睹。最後被捅爆了還要裝人工肛門。但是你無法恣意的操控人工肛門所以常常失禁。潮濕的環境使得你的人工肛門生鏽了,直到無法辨別…
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