Re: [認真] 跟女生朋友過夜已回收
※ 引述《Execution (給力哥)》之銘言:
: 反正跟她也確認過了 兩天一夜她一口答應
: 不過問了我床是兩張單人嗎 我回答說應該是一張雙人床
: 她也不會尷尬
: 居然笑笑的回我說 那中間要放一杯水 !
: 我問她為什麼要杯水 她說以前電影有看過 又笑笑的
兄弟,在床中間放一杯水是出自梁祝的梗
梁山伯某日邀祝英台一起睡覺,眾所週知祝英台是女扮男裝
祝英台也不好意思說不要一起睡,於是就這麼說:
「其實我自幼睡覺時就不能讓人碰到,一碰就頭痛欲裂」
梁山伯道:人怎麼能不睡覺,我小心便是
祝英台沒法子,只好提議兩人中間放一杯水做界線..
從此兩人雖然常常一起睡覺,但忠厚老實的梁山伯卻沒發現祝英台的真身
當然祝英台是很喜歡梁山伯的,但又怕被梁山伯發現她是女扮男裝
所以..兄弟,我想這暗示得很明顯了,寶傑你怎麼看?
你那女性朋友八成是男扮女裝,想肛肛你!塊陶啊~~
不過如果你反而更興奮的話我也沒意見,yooooooooooo
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