[閒聊] 女友MC來...已回收

看板sex作者 (Chris)時間11年前 (2013/04/11 22:28), 編輯推噓-33(9推 42噓 26→)
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小弟有個朋友 他的女友MC來了 卻不願意幫他吹出來 偏偏又同居 不想在他旁邊尻尻 有一種彈在弦上 不得不發卻又發不出去的感覺 請問各位大大該如何是好 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.38.97.85
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蠻自私的
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沖冷水，強制冷卻
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女友幾T的?
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04/11 22:30, , 4F
又沒逼他自私個鬼啦
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你幫他尻，不~應該是自己找個有情調的地方自尻。
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要就問女友後門給不給用，不然自己去廁所尻一槍冷靜不會?
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MC來跟BJ的關聯是？懶叫這麼癢不會去喝茶？
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MC來已經不舒服了，不照顧就算了還想著要咬咬
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你就先幫她 她就一定會幫你 如果你不怕的話
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砍掉後就不會有發射的問題了
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碧血洗銀槍 見紅
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跟本是你吧！你朋友女友mc來關
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你啥事？女生mc來很不舒服你不知？
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你不會交炮友嗎 笨蛋
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阿宅醒醒,不是每個女生mc來都會不舒服好嗎?
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那個朋友跟你感情又不好 幹嗎幫他問
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你是你朋友的女友嗎你又知道人家mc來不會不舒服?
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那你是我朋友的女朋友嗎?怎麼知道他會不舒服
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還好阿宅們懂得體諒另一半
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摳連 你只能乾著急
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女友表示:MC來了 好舒服唷
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自宮吧
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你他媽不會去幫他咬喔 是不是朋友啊
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死吧
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你去幫他咬阿 你那麼關心他的下面怎麼不自己來算了
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你朋友割腕 不送醫還在PO文
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垛掉！
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肛交
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還好我沒這個困擾 ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
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懶叫比女人重要？你拿懶叫比雞腿喔？殺雞取卵好開心這樣？
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你幫他不會....請轉甲版
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打電話問瑞哥阿
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風雲起處 蒼黃變化 箭在弦上不得不發
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先承認你就是本人吧!!這麼想要69呀!!互相一下囉!!!
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<(≠‵皿′)=o|▅▆▇◤<(≠‵皿′)=o|▅▆▇◤<(≠_
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真自私
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你跟你朋友69一下.....................................
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朋友不幫一下的嗎>.^
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好朋友互相幫忙阿
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真沒義氣
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你看你朋友肚子痛的時候想不想幫她女友舔鮑
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純推樓上 超強
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Fuck
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。
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老納正為取經而來..
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爛
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切掉即可
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門口電線桿看到沒？
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消音
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先承認啦
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找室友
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我女友mc來就不會不舒服，看體質吧
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先生你看這邊有個洞 幹 看殺小拉~~~XD
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半套不用錢?太自私
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叫他去屎吧!MC來錯了嗎?
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