[閒聊] 震怒的2.5秒合體已回收
這陣子朋友因公事長期到南部出差
跟女友分隔兩地 兩個禮拜才能見一次面
平常獨自在南部只好看片尻槍
最近特愛2.5秒合體系列 明知道是演的 但就是有種爽感
前幾天開玩笑跟女友說 要找個機會玩看看
她竟回我朋友說 要試是可以 就怕你硬不起來而已 ㄏㄏ
於是前天我朋友一整夜沒睡 先把公事處理好
昨天下午請假回北部 七點半就偷偷溜到她的板橋的住處
全身脫光光躲在沙發後面等她
結果一等就等了兩個小時
還是等不到她回家 又怕line 給她會打草驚蛇
只覺得自己脫光光躺在地板上兩個小時 冷得要命 簡直蠢斃了
等她回來我朋友思考著要用這累積的怒氣化為濃漿灌爆她
想著想著不知不覺就睡著
突然驚醒時已經一點半 太誇張了 竟然這麼晚都還沒回來 也沒跟我朋友報備
當我朋友要打給她的時候 門突然打開 她總算回來了
我朋友聽她回到家後 到房間卸妝換衣服 然後走回客廳看電視
看著她的背影 她習慣性地將頭髮綁成馬尾
細白的頸子下方 由薄襯衫透出黑色肩帶 性感極了
我朋友的小弟弟開始硬 想說時機也成熟 正準備要衝的時候
突然女友的學長全身赤裸從浴室邊笑邊朝她衝過
於是她們兩人在我朋友面前開始玩起2.5秒合體的戲碼
幹 這是什麼情形
過程中才聽到原來我的綠帽子早就被扣上了
女友跟學長聊天開玩笑說想玩看看 於是學長就真的來了
我朋友現在還全身赤裸躺在冰冷的地板上不知道該怎麼辦
是要等她們做完都睡著獨自默默回家
還是衝出去來個2.5秒番外篇 三人合體
無語問蒼天
先說好我絕對不是我朋友
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