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作者: WaxApp1e (蓮霧) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [新聞] 挖井挖出千年太歲肉靈芝?矽膠自慰套啦
時間: Mon Jun 18 16:51:00 2012
1.完整新聞標題/內文:
挖井挖出千年太歲肉靈芝?矽膠自慰套啦
http://tinyurl.com/7wks34g
中國西安電視台新聞節目《西安零距離》昨天(17日)播報了一條新聞,轉眼成為大笑話。
當地1個農夫在家中掘水井,掘到80公尺深,卻發現1個不明物體,長約19公分,兩頭都是
菌傘狀,各有一個洞,「兩邊還都開了眼」,懷疑它是傳說中生長在西安秦嶺附近的千年
神物「太歲肉靈芝」。電視台記者直擊報導中,將「太歲肉靈芝」捏來捏去,又拿尺來量
,更認真的大拋書包,引述《本草綱目》解釋肉靈芝的資料,聲稱會找專家進行鑑定。
但,這個「太歲肉靈芝」,根本就是1個矽膠自慰器,難為這家電視台煞有其事報導,還
來個大特寫,立即成為網上瘋傳的大笑話。
2.新聞連結:
http://tinyurl.com/7wks34g
3.備註:
(一個人一天只能張貼一則新聞,被板主刪除或自刪也算額度內,超貼者劣文"請注意")
靈芝肏人?
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