Re: [閒聊] 夏天真是誘惑的季節....已回收
我前幾天在路上看到一個穿著清涼火辣的正妹
忍不住從後面熊抱她
結果我就在警局作筆錄了
人民保母問我為什麼要做這種事
我說我以為那個女生是我馬子 所以想給她一個驚喜
結果警察說我放屁 又多加了一條不知道什麼的罪名給我
我想說反正都要被告了
就索性把那女的衣服給扯下來
由於力道太大 所以連奶罩都給扯下來
只見警局內的所有人瞠目結舌了五秒鐘 女生也嚇呆了
還看到有警察同仁拿起相機蒐證
接著我當然就被銬起來了
後來我被帶進辦公室
所有警察圍在我身邊
我心想這下死定了
結果剛剛拍照的那位仁兄拿相片給大家看
大家就在我面前尻起槍來了
我問警察杯杯剛剛那女生在哪
警察說隨便做個筆錄騙她說要把我關起來 她才心甘情願的離開
最後警察還稱讚我
說我做了大家都不敢做的事
還說要叫警政署長頒獎給我
我婉拒了
只想趕快回家
最後不知道怎麼搞的
我被一台車撞到後
接著我就醒了
就在剛剛我走在路上看到跟夢中一樣的辣妹
本來想衝上去抱她
下一秒鐘她男朋友從旁邊走過來
還好我沒有做傻事
悻悻然的走進公廁
怡然自得的尻了一槍
所有的煩惱一下子都沒了
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