Re: [討論] 有沒有人親眼看過父母打砲?已回收
從小到大,我還真沒看過我父母打砲
反倒是我父母看過我打砲......
那是幾年前的一個暑假,那時候我還是學生
想說上班時候老爸老媽不在家,帶女友回家
不用去甚麼漫畫王還是摩鐵、MTV、KTV之類的
地方浪費錢,房門也上鎖了,衣服、褲子都脫了
只是我忘了,我是從進家門就開始跟女友纏綿,
沿路從客廳就開始脫了... 衣服邊脫邊丟
結果我老爸不曉得為啥下午沒班,到家後沿路撿
撿到我房門口,可能因為開冷氣,所以我也沒聽
到他回家的聲音...好死不死門明明鎖著但卻被一推就開了!!!
只聽到我爸邊說 衣服褲子不要亂丟 邊走進來
但天氣熱的暑假,我們連棉被都沒蓋
煞時間 所有的動作都停止了
十秒鐘左右
我爸默默把門帶上 衣服褲子也沒留下
之後我出去
發現我爸不見了
衣服褲子還是凌亂的散落在客廳
我猜他只是想化解尷尬吧
製造好像沒回來過似的假象.....
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G先生的鍵盤分析是蠻有理,但可惜只是紙上談兵,因為現實狀況來說呢~
女生都是比較矜持的,尤其是清純學生妹,雖然我家沒人,但畢竟是別人
家,因此沿路只有我在脫衣服脫褲子脫襪子有的沒的,一方面我要她素我
的...另一方面是我好熱 (夏天哪個男生回家不打赤膊)
基本上我沒去脫她的衣服,她是不會自己脫低~~~
另外聲音部分,可能是我馬子叫的不夠狂野,也可能是我房間冷氣實在太吵
,我爸應該是沒聽到才對,因為我連我爸開鐵門的聲音也沒聽到...
以我補的圖來說,我想我應該是有女友,至於我爸是故意還是無心,我沒差QQ
不過以您的鍵盤分析來說,您要馬是沒交過女友只是宅宅推理,要馬是沒交過
清純學生妹,所以不能理解箇中奧妙之處。
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過了p那p麼t久.了~ 應c該不c會被發現吧,為了R澄清d我不Y是q甲甲
只好冒險一下了~~~
※ 編輯: ciaerin 來自: 203.74.127.61 (05/31 13:11)
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