Re: [認真] 我女友說要隨便我玩
要玩當然就要玩點平常玩不到的阿!!!
來
看我來推薦
叫你女朋友先穿過膝黑長襪 然後去跑操場1小時
跑完之後滿身香汗 二話不說 脫掉鞋子開始猛舔腳丫丫 先吃前菜
把腳上的菁華通通都吃進肚裡
冰U 順拉!!!
腳舔完之後 當然就輪到主菜胳肢窩了
跑步完之後的胳肢窩 一打開 滿滿都是美味 怎能浪費
行家都知道 在舔腋下之前 目光必須先注視腋下一至兩秒 面露微笑 以示感謝
再來就是「觀其色」了 看看腋下汗珠排列的形狀 表皮是否粗操長毛
顏色是否呈現暗紅色
如果是暗紅色的 代表過期啦!!! 就不要吃了 切記! 要不然會拉肚子
看完之後 「聞其香」 切記 勿直接把鼻子貼上去聞 破壞腋下的美味
用手搧一搧 把味道引至鼻內即可
接下來方可 「品其味」
這時候就不要客氣啦 用舌頭先輕輕把腋下刷過一遍
把自己的唾液和腋下的汗巧妙結合在一起 調和成sauce
用嘴巴用力的把精華都吃進去
喔!!! 好吃到翻白眼....
點心就把女朋友的黑襪脫掉 塞到自己嘴巴裡 把殘餘的價值發揮到極致
我只能說
你要是能吃到整道菜
你是全世界最幸運的人
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