Re: [問題] 大家會想要看酷寒戰士的獨立電影嗎?
如果要拍冬兵的個人電影,
勢必得提到隊長在北極睡覺這七十年,
冬兵到底在幹嘛......
所以電影劇情大概前半部就會是:
冬兵解凍→電擊洗腦(啊啊啊啊啊啊啊→冬兵慘叫聲)→念咒語→出任務
→重新冰起來→解凍→電擊洗腦(啊啊啊啊啊啊啊→冬兵慘叫聲)→
念咒語→出任務→重新冰起來......(無限迴圈)
然後中間會再穿插著各種不給飯吃、毆打、賞巴掌、陪訓挨揍...等等
你 忍 心 嗎 ?
冬兵表示:我知道你很想看,但我認真不想演。(苦逼臉)
是說九頭蛇應該也沒有付冬兵薪水、幫他保保險吧?
他根本血汗勞工,
呼籲勞動部門快去勞檢一下九頭蛇!!!!!(欸)
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