[翻譯]Reddit兩句話超短篇—四則
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版上有人貼了我才知道,原來有兩句極短篇這種東西XD我隨便找了四篇我喜歡的翻譯,雖
然很短…但是希望各位喜歡!應該只會貼這次兩句極短篇了(我也不知道有沒有人貼過這
幾個),之後還是乖乖翻譯Nosleep吧(・・;)
雖然不見得有飄點,但是我覺得挺驚悚了喇…
嗯哈,正文開始!
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1.當死神現身時,我求她不要取我性命,我剛出生的兒子仍需要我。
原文網址:https://goo.gl/Zbi8Ja
死神冷淡得笑了笑,「親愛的母親,但我不是為你而來。」
2.每天睡覺時間我都會確定前門是不是鎖上的。
原文網址:https://goo.gl/jsVZaI
終於,她今天忘了,我才有辦法溜進去。
3.你拉了一坨很大的屎
原文網址:https://goo.gl/kLdFFI
當你把手伸向衛生紙捲筒時,你的手指除了空氣什麼都沒摸到。
4.你聽到你媽媽從樓下叫你立刻下去的聲音
原文網址:https://goo.gl/al37z0
你才突然想起你忘記清空家裡共用電腦的歷史紀錄。
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貴問大大是男生還是女生,因為如果是女生可能不懂XD
※ 編輯: arowbeast (114.137.87.210), 03/19/2017 19:07:16
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一的意思是,寶寶會夭折,死神是來拿取寶寶性命的。
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三四不要嗎(;_;
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尤其是chrome很貼心,開啟分頁會幫你把常用頁面一個一個列出來
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如果…你留這麼大是要給我填空…來,無言小熊
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我其實覺得一真的沒有那麼多內幕欸………Her就只是在原文故事裡的死神版本是女的吧
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