[經驗] 關於小時候吃過最狂的東西
大家好 今天坐自強號轉區間
所以來說一個短一點的故事好了
這是我阿公還在世的時候
我約莫兩歲時發生的故事
雖然阿公在我六歲時去世
但我好像還想像得到案發時
他打瞌睡的樣子
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這個小故事是聽媽媽說的
現在還是大家茶餘飯後談笑的話題
聽說案發當時貌似早晨
因為我媽姐要去市場買菜
姐姐當時小六(大我十歲)
學校交代要做一個蠶寶寶觀察箱
他們要走之前將蠶寶寶
放在矮茶几的正中央
茶几長大概130 寬大概80
高跟還在坐螃蟹車的我齊高
還嘗試過各種可能我沒辦法搆到觀察盒
此時阿公在一旁搖椅上睡覺
我就在坐螃蟹車上走來走去
原本以為萬事俱全就出門了
跟所有故事應該要有的走向一樣
據說媽姐回來後看到我左手拿一隻
嘴上刁這半條
圍兜兜上的半隻還在冒著綠色的血
媽姐看到後嚇死了
連忙清理戰場
旁邊阿公才正醒過來
最marvel的點就是
完全沒有任何東西可以輔助我
就算我站起來也拿不到觀察箱
(當時兩歲四肢還很短)
到底是誰讓我吃到的呢?
然後姐姐只好去學校跟老師說
作業被妹妹吃掉了
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好啦這則比較胡鬧一點
生吃蠶寶寶 我不記得味道了
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媽媽&姐姐
※ 編輯: s60259 (223.138.129.12), 03/13/2016 19:47:48
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據說是萬事具備了才出門的
嘗試過各種可能
所以媽媽&姐姐才覺得不可思議
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媽媽據說還有寫聯絡簿
※ 編輯: s60259 (223.138.129.12), 03/13/2016 20:21:06
※ 編輯: s60259 (223.138.129.12), 03/13/2016 20:21:37
※ 編輯: s60259 (223.138.129.12), 03/13/2016 20:23:47
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家裡沒人可能怕我造次
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會心一擊的會心一笑
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全家餐?
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