[經驗] 我只是想求條紅線...(哭)
今天陪朋友去龍山寺
然後為了給我媽、給社會、給造物主一個交代
我終於不再在月老面前祈求風調雨順國泰民安
這次我向月老請求賜給紅線。
"月老啊~信女XXX,誠心的請求您賜給我一條紅線,帶來一段好姻緣
如果您應允的話,請您給我連三個聖筊"
(第一擲) 聖筊
"呵呵~~(竊喜)"
(第二擲) 笑筊
"... "
"月老啊~信女XXX,這次真的很誠心的請求您賜給我一條紅線,並帶來一段好姻緣
^^^^^^^^
如果您應允的話,請您給我連三個聖筊"
(擲) 笑筊
"... "
"月老啊~是不是合適的對象已經在我身邊,不需要再有新的姻緣了呢?"
(擲) 笑筊
"... "
"月老啊~是不是您覺得我這下半年不適合發展感情所以不給我紅線呢?"
(擲) 笑筊
"..."
"月老啊~是不是...您覺得我很不誠心所以不願給我紅線呢?"
(擲) 笑筊
"..."
為了要求得一個答案,我不斷的變著方式發問、擲筊
但連擲了好幾次都是笑筊!!
這中間還有日本觀光客拿相機對著我拍
為了不讓我擲不到筊的悲慘樣流傳到國外
我還很不大方的背過身,嚇的日本妹不好意思的逃走
最後我很崩(ㄉㄨˇ)潰(ㄑ一ˋ)的問說
"您是不是希望我趕快滾回家不要再擲了!?"
"聖筊"
"..." (狀態顯示為石化)
媽...我盡力了...0rz
後來我改去求籤才知道
其實龍山寺的月老沒那麼壞啦
因為解籤的工作人員跟我說
"我們龍山寺只需要一個聖筊就可以取紅線了"
我:哪個渾蛋跟我說要擲到三個的!!!!!!!!!!!!(摔籤紙)
月老:哪個渾蛋跟你說要擲到三個的!!!!!!!!!!(摔紅線)
(設計對白)
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今天剛作的蠢事,博各位一笑...0rz
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求籤聽說是問了問題後擲一個聖杯就可抽籤
抽了之後再擲三個聖杯確認是否是這支籤
我後來用這個流程向觀音大人求到了籤...
※ 編輯: TwinA 來自: 123.193.6.6 (09/02 00:51)
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但朋友聽信我的說法,立刻就獲得連三個聖杯啊
所以我蒐集三個聖杯的行為是合於邏輯的,這不是笨版文,嗯(推眼鏡)
※ 編輯: TwinA 來自: 123.193.6.6 (09/02 12:46)
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※ davidtung:轉錄至看板 StupidClown 09/04 12:03
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