[閒聊] 間諜
是否同意記者抄文:NO
我跟婆婆感情不錯,老公和婆婆感情更是緊密
平常住得很遠,一年見不到幾次
但老公和婆婆每隔兩三天都會通一次15-30分鐘不等的電話
也常互傳訊息。
晚上我和老公已在床上躺平聊天時
黑暗中他的手機傳來震動聲
他拿起來看了一下,說是老媽
就開始回訊息。
等他回完,我拿過手機來看看母子倆在聊什麼
有一則前一天傳的訊息,老公提到我們倆出門上館子小約會
婆婆很讚賞地說,好極了,有時就該一起出去走走約會
我有心想調侃老公,就說:「哎呀呀,
沒想到我的枕邊人是個間諜!
把我的一舉一動都跟總部報告!」
老公一聽立刻翻身壓住我,眼神露出殺氣
說:「你說什麼?
你枕邊人是個間諜?你是不是出軌了?你上了間諜的床?
你跟詹姆斯龐德搞上了?
說,到底誰是間諜?
是我嗎?
所以我是
詹姆斯龐德嗎?」
天哪,原本想調侃老公,怎麼老公棋勝一著,
居然把自己捧為龐德啦!
只能服了你啦!
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