[閒聊] (搞笑) 天菜已刪文
1.天菜
昨天又開啟練蕭威模式跟老婆在鬥嘴
婆:"你大便當菜小便當飯"
我:"妳是我的天菜!"
婆:"....."
2.阿Q
舔耳案 #1OenZfeA 其實有續集
睡醒後，我其實有自首
"老婆....我昨天夢到一個正妹...."(心虛)
"94我!"(秒回)
"不是啦，是一個腰瘦大奶妹"
"94我!"(跳針)
"很辣很會喇"(試探)
"94我!"(又跳)
"可是是歪果仁，講俄文der~~"
"94我啊~~ 烏克蘭正妹小腰精~~~"(瘋狂跳針)
"........."(反正沒事就好)
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