[求助] 揍了老婆一拳,現在沒辦法抱著睡
大約是上週的時候
有一天晚上睡覺的時候,我作了一個惡夢
夢到我跟我老婆被壞人追殺
結果後來刀子要砍到我的時候,我揮出直拳出去打他反擊
沒想到在床上的我也真的揮了一拳
結果因為睡得距離蠻近的(常常抱著睡),所以這一拳就正中我老婆的鼻子
我老婆被我揍醒,非常不爽
然後我也醒來,趕快道歉、說明說是在睡夢中,而且是為了保護他
然後還搬了中華民國刑法出來「行為非出於故意或過失者不罰」
我這不是故意也不是過失,應該沒事
他後來也沒辦法說什麼
然後也因為我之前的紀錄,只要作惡夢,都會連作好幾天
比如被殭屍追殺,或是被蟑螂攻擊等等之類的
之後好幾天都會作一樣的惡夢
差別在於,被殭屍或是小強攻擊,只能逃命
這次我被壞人追砍,會反擊
所以這幾天每天要睡覺,他都拿一個枕頭隔在我們兩個中間
像小學生把書包放在兩個人桌子中間一樣,說是和諧長城
避免我的惡夢害他又遭殃
隔著長城睡覺是沒差,但是這可能會影響到政府鼓勵生育的政策
請問到底該如何是好?
是否同意記者抄文:YES/NO
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