[閒聊] 當你的老公會跟棉被吃醋...
該怎麼辦Orz....
事情的起因就是我有抱著棉被睡覺的習慣
一開始老公還會笑笑的說 我也有耶
可是到後來變成了棉被與男人的戰爭
某天晚上我做了惡夢 夢到有好多海膽從海裡跳出來
一直往我身上刺 到最後所有海膽合體變成了一個超大海膽(海膽王?)
然後我就嚇醒了( ̄ー ̄;)
醒來之後發現老公像八爪章魚一樣纏住我
棉被被踢得遠遠...
老公跟我說...他晚上要抱我的時候
我居然一直推開他然後緊緊的抱住棉被叫救命
還叫棉被老公
所以他決定拆散我跟棉被
............................當下我突然知道海膽王是誰了(默)
海膽的刺是老公的鬍渣啦Orz
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