[閒聊] 我家拜拜兩三事
愚婦一枚, 公媽話題無法辨證只能旁邊畫修
不過, 看著看著想起家裡拜拜的一些瑣事, 隨便聊聊~~~
剛結婚時, 我實在不了解是怎樣餐桌經常出現五花肉,
我想前半年就看到婚前30餘年同分量的五花肉吧!
實在很想念腰內跟里肌, 啊~~~~
我暗自猜想每個家庭的味道必然不同, 可能婆家人就是愛五花肥軟濡厚
以一敵五太困難了, 就默默的吞忍了一陣子~~~發現其實家裡人沒人愛吃??
又是拜拜惹的禍
為了要銷掉拜拜用五花肉,
婆婆也著實辛苦變換煮法, 但家人們也努力的安靜抗議以各種形式出現的五花肉
醬油滷,謊稱東坡肉的五花--被剝離的肥肉在滷汁中載浮載沉
切絲炒各式青菜--菜挑光光, 晚來的人會以為今天純炒五花肉絲
蒜泥白肉--被剝離的肥肉孤伶伶留在盤子裡
五花滷筍絲--晚來的人也會以為今天純滷肉
為什麼說是安靜抗議呢?因為 正常人應該是夾進碗裡, 不吃的部分直接進垃圾桶
但在我家必然是大剌剌躺在盤裡, 宣示對肥肉的厭棄
甚至即使婆婆不在家, 也會整盤放進冰箱留著讓她看到orz
我先生幹譙過婆婆, 你明知五花沒人愛, 何必自己煮得累死, 又生氣沒人要吃
婆婆很委屈的說, 因為拜拜規定, 一定要拜一斤帶皮的豬肉啊 (以下拜拜規矩五千字略)
並且她還強調, 這些都是先生的阿媽, 也就是她婆婆規定的啊,
她自己娘家也沒有這樣拜啊, 她也是千百萬個不願意耶, 都是阿媽當年交代的呀~~~
(以下怨懟委屈五千字略)
我跟我先生只能翻翻白眼結束話題, 心裡想著, 啊阿媽都過往那麼多年了,
是女人為難女人, 還是自己為難自己??
我自己娘家老母嫌麻煩浪費, 早早改掉, 而且有在公媽面前擲筊得令喔
跟婆婆提議照樣來擲筊, 你阿知祖先搞不好想換換口味咧,
不過婆婆大驚一副我夫婦數典忘祖, 荒謬不孝狀 (以下被念五千字略)
是女人為難女人, 還是自己為難自己??
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