[趣事] 天使、惡魔、人類約吃飯
看板joke作者Mimmature (Musicians Immature)時間8月前 (2023/09/16 00:28)推噓22(34推 12噓 9→)留言55則, 53人參與討論串1/4 (看更多)
首先他們來到一間牛排店
天使:軟嫩多汁,好吃
人類:請給我辣椒醬謝謝
惡魔:火候拿捏得宜,爽快
天使、惡魔、人類都覺得滿足
於是他們來到下一間店吃炒飯
天使:粒粒分明,好吃
人類:請給我番茄醬謝謝
惡魔:鍋氣十足,爽快
天使、惡魔、人類都覺得滿足
於是他們來到第三間賣拉麵的店
天使:湯頭濃郁,好吃
人類:請給我烏醋謝謝
惡魔只是靜靜的坐著
天使、人類都覺得滿足
於是詢問惡魔為什麼不吃拉麵
惡魔說:
因為我沒有筷子,devil 沒筷
Devil May Cry
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