Re: [笑話] 911
一年一度911又到了
1.
My dad died on Sept 11th 2001, he was in one of the planes. I will never
forget his last words.
Other person: What were they?
They were... Allahu Akbar!
2.
How long does it take to fall from the top of the World Trade Center?
The rest of your life.
3.
"Do you remember what happened on 9/11/2001?"
"No."
"Are you kidding me? Nothing?"
"Yes. I am European."
4.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.
5.
Post that on FB. 9 out of 11 Americans won't like it.
6.
You should stop joking.
Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.
※ 引述《c8c8c8c8c8c8 (哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈)》之銘言：
: 1.
: Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?
: Americans can't milk a cow forever.
: 2.
: What was Bin Laden's favorite NFL team?
: The New York Jets.
: 3.
: The Pentagon is now a triangle.
: 4.
: "Knock knock."
: "Who's there?"
: "911."
: "911 who?"
: "You said you'd never forget."
: 5.
: Americans are so bad at League of Legends because they can't defend the
: towers.
: 6.
: Q: What is world most efficient airline?
: A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your office in New York 8:48!
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