[耍冷] 敏鎬 - 捷悟之才
丞相,下次可以說中文嗎?
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(以下是楊修的回憶)
去年某月,在丞相府裡。
「丞相嫌門太闊了,把門拆掉。」楊修喝道。
眾人議論紛紛,看著門上題著的”活”字。
「胡說,誰說我嫌門太闊了!」曹操忽然從背後閃出。
「丞相,門裡寫上一個活不是闊字嗎?」
曹操搖搖頭,笑著用舌頭舔了舔上唇。
「德祖啊,活這個字,可是舌加上水呢。」
楊修微愣,但屁股老早被拍了一拍。
「傻瓜,我還嫌這門太窄了呢。」
德祖眼眶濕潤,突然明白了什麼。
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「丞相,所以要怎樣才能填滿你的寂寞。」
「傻瓜,不僅用字,用貓也可以。」
“萌貓來了”不但能讓你玩遊戲養貓貓,
更能和其他玩家玩填單詞遊戲養感情。
「敏鎬,所以我可以填其他地方嗎。」
「你的腦的話,ok。」
#魔法少年甲修
#霸氣丞相小主簿
#丞相開門記得小力點
#萌貓來了
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