[笑話] 孕乙己
孕乙己一到麵店，所有吃麵的人便都看著他笑，有的叫道，「孕乙己，你又在插別人的隊了！」他不回答，對櫃裡說，「一碗本週限定，再加伊比利豬叉燒。」便排出三百錢。他們又故意的高聲嚷道，「你一定又要說人歧視你不方便久站了！」孕乙己睜大眼睛說，「你怎麼這樣憑空污人清白……」「什麼清白?我剛剛親眼見到你老公只有一人在排隊，你明明後來才到的。」孕乙己便漲紅了臉，額上的青筋條條綻出，爭辯道，老公幫我代排不能算......算插，夫妻間的事，能算插嗎？」接連便是難懂的話，什麼「歧視啊」，什麼「生小孩是整個城市村莊的事」之類，引得眾人댊␀i笑起來：店內外充滿了快活的空氣。
轉自臉書
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