[笑話] 賴乙己
賴乙己一到市府,所有辦公的人便都看著他笑,有的叫道,「賴乙己,你臉上
又添上新巴掌印了!」他不回答,對秘書說,「老樣子,熱拿鐵加兩顆糖。」
便坐下要批公文。他們又故意的高聲嚷道,「你一定又胡亂遲放颱風假了!」
賴乙己睜大眼睛說,「你怎麼這樣憑空污人清白……」「什麼清白?我今天親眼
見你臉書被罵到臭頭才宣布放假,這不是遲放嬤?。」賴乙己便漲紅了臉,額上
的青筋條條綻出,爭辯道,「遲放不能算遲……晚放!……政治家的事,能算遲
麼?」接連便是難懂的話,什麼「依法行政」,什麼「我是賴神」之類,引得眾
人都鬨笑起來:市府內外充滿了快活的空氣。
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