[猜謎] "亞洲舞王"羅志祥已經被誰取代了??
LeBron James
因為他是ㄨˇ亞王
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一架即將墜機的飛機機上有四位乘客，但降落傘只剩下三個。第一位乘客：「我是NBA 最
強球員 Curry，我的球迷需要我！我不能死！」說完便拿了一個降落傘跳下去。第二位乘
客：「我剛當選美國總統。美國和世界都需要我，我也不能死！」說完便拿了一個降落傘
跳下去。眼看只剩下最後一個降落傘，神父流著眼淚對另一位身材高壯的青年人說「孩子
……我年紀這麼大了，大概活不久了，最後一個降落傘……給你用吧！」青年人聽了只說
：「神父，不用擔心，我姆斯啦，這個降落傘給你用，我待會跳下去抱Curry大腿就好。」
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