[笑話] 華佗與曹操
三國時代曹操足智多謀,但生性多疑。
有一天曹操跟眾將領開晨會時,
開了老久,計謀都生不太出來,
這時曹操偏頭痛老毛病又發作了!
曹操才把會議中止去給華佗把脈。
曹操:早上meeting時,
一群將領生不出半個伎倆來,
Schedule 已經delay半個月了!
唉!偏偏這時老毛病又犯了,
華佗:你這腦袋真的需要醫一下!
曹操:怎醫啊?就算醫好計謀也生不出來啊。
華佗:切開來看才知道!
曹操:切你個鳥頭啦!當我傻啦!
華佗:你不是傻,你只是計囧。
曹操:幹!
於是華佗被拖去斬了。
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