Fw: [新聞] 69歲華裔男身分曝光　買最便宜機票被趕下

看板joke作者 (A醬)時間7年前 (2017/04/11 16:19), 編輯推噓24(24推 0噓 7→)
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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1Ox8sbmy ] 作者: gogosonny (狗狗桑妮 哥哥鬆你) 看板: Gossiping 標題: Re: [新聞] 69歲華裔男身分曝光　買最便宜機票被趕下 時間: Tue Apr 11 16:02:42 2017 上次我坐飛機也是類似 上機後過大概20分就聽機長廣播說 不好意思 因為飛機太重 想要請幾個人自願下飛機 會有補貼 跟協助搭下一班 我就想說 反正我也不趕時間 不然我就等下一班順便賺點旅費 不過我跟空姐表明離開位置之後 還有另外幾個人本來也舉手想跟我一樣賺點津貼的樣子 但是空姐就跟他們說不用了 這個下去重量就夠了 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 118.163.46.13 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1491897765.A.C3C.html
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很棒
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噓
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不夠廢 嫩
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您有沒有250磅
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幫QQ
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幫QQ
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噓
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好笑嗎 好喇幫QQ
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你下去後飛機直接彈到平流層
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笑了
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XDDD 有笑有推
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廢到笑
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你下去後突然飛機重心不穩
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月巴?
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你有100KG嗎?
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那你有沒有拿兩人份補償？
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350磅？
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幫QQ~
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噓
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所以你一個人大概重1800磅是嗎? 笑瘋
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你贏了XDDDDD
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難過
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真的幫QQ
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補貼多少，下一班的時間，划的來就下了
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幫肥宅QQ
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超好笑的
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噓
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..
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如果下去之後空姐說重量反而不足就神作了
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謝謝你 9527
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長榮是跟你說不能選位，因為有配重關係會影響飛安
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肥宅4ni?
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不錯笑XDD
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很好笑啊
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QQ
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你占了很多位置喔 快去拜拜
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你那麼月巴 補貼要五人份的啦
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XD
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爆體重
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胖子優勢?
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對噗起我笑了，幫QQ
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肥宅悲歌
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經過10小時總算出現一篇優文
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還有 56 則推文
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除非是顛峰時期的小錦...
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航空公司真會打算盤
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有笑有推
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QQ
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QQ
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好啦 雖然你八成是唬爛的 但是我還是笑了 幫你推一下
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XDDDDD
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XDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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清流
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幫QQ,,,
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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肥宅悲歌QQ
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有股蛋蛋的哀傷...不對是淡淡
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超可憐wwwww
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...
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結果換下一班超重了
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你從尾巴下去飛機頭有翹起來嗎
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幫你QQ啦
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結果現在還沒搭到飛機是嗎
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qq
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WWWWWWWWWWWWW
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淦XDDDD
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清流
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嫩
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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爆掛 八卦比就可還會說笑話
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XDDDDDDDD
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QQ
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幫QQ
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結果下一班又超重QQ
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XDDDDDD
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XD
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XDDDD
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XD 有笑有推
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眼淚流下來了QQ
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又肥又臭QQ
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QQ
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