[笑話] 霸王餐
有一個乞丐,去了一間高檔餐廳吃了一頓大餐,服務生來結帳時,乞丐說:
「請問一下,如果我沒有能力付錢怎麼辦?」
「那你就是違法吃霸王餐囉」
「但是我就沒有能力付啊」
「那就是霸王餐...」
「不是,我沒有要吃霸王餐,我現在問你說,我已經吃飽了,啊我就沒有能力付,我該怎麼辦」
「那我可能要報警了喔」
乞丐生氣的回答:
「阿你是要對槓逆啊?」
「先生,不是,你不付錢的話我們只能採取法律手段了」
「阿你是要對槓逆啊?」
「………」
「所以說這就是你們的缺失...
話沒說完,乞丐就被警察帶走了
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