[笑話] 想想八戒死前
唐僧一行人來到盤絲洞，唐僧被蜘蛛精抓住
豬八戒本想營救師父，不料卻被蜘蛛精美色迷惑
唐僧只好求助悟空
唐僧大喊：「悟空！快來打死這蜘蛛！」
悟空聽到師父求助，馬上一棒把豬八戒打死
八戒死後 師徒三人繼續前行 不料唐僧又被妖怪抓住了
妖怪要孫悟空殺掉其中的一個才放他們走 問他啥誰
唐僧說：「徒兒，不要殺生阿！」
孫悟空就一棒把沙和尚給打死了
八戒和沙僧死後
悟空又一棒把龍馬打死了
唐僧大怒問悟空：「你怎麼把我的馬打死了」
悟空：吱吱
唐僧的隨行人員都死光了
唐僧只好對悟空說：徒兒，我只能拜託你送我去西方極樂世界了
悟空：遵命
於是悟空一棒打死了唐僧
就在八戒、悟淨、龍馬、唐僧接二連三被打死之後
悟空搔搔頭，看著手中染滿鮮血的金箍棒說
「媽的這棒邪的太可怕了，專打自己人。」
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