[笑話] 智障歌詞梗 75
辦公室裡,大夥各自忙著手頭上的工作
"鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴~~"
"鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴~~"
阿杰:誰麻煩幫我接個電話~我現在手沒空~
"XX國際您好...找阿杰嗎?他目前沒辦法聽電話,請問哪邊找他?"
"我是魏姊,那沒關係,我晚點再打..."
阿杰:誰找我?有留言嗎?
"魏姊來電,沒留言。"
阿杰:一定是妳孤單的想念~
阿杰:任何人都猜不到~~這是我們的暗號~~~
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周杰倫-暗號
https://youtu.be/0H6xkjRW3NQ?t=23s
別管那死肥~~
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你怎麼會有這種想法?
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難道你是石蕊試紙? :3
btw,我是真的覺得那篇第一句就已經把歌名給破題出來很不錯
※ 編輯: carzy (1.34.161.210), 02/20/2017 13:12:29
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