[趣事] 大學教授要求學生寫下做過最懶的事
http://bit.ly/2mbyyP8
美國是個極度資本主義、人權至上
的國家, 從小就被灌輸聰明人動腦
不動手的觀念
所以他們聰明到跟豬一樣.....
某位大學教授要求她的學生寫下自
己印象中做過最懶的事情
學生1:
「我懶得揮手, 就用手機打給餐廳
櫃檯, 請服務生過來」
學生2:
「我懶得起床關燈, 就瞄準開關,
連丟了10隻飛鏢, 最後通通沒打
中, 當晚還是開著燈睡」
學生3:
「我懶得上樓拿 DVD, 決定上網
用 iTunes 下載那部電影」
學生4:
「我開車到學校, 發現電扶梯壞了,
我懶得走上3樓, 想了想還是開回
家吧」
學生5:
「我用微波爐永遠只設定1:11或
2:22, 因為我懶得按0」
學生6:
「我懶得洗碗, 買了1,000個紙盤」
學生7:
「我洗完床單後懶得舖床, 這兩個
月都沒用床單」
學生8:
「我家電視的遙控放在廚房, 我懶
得去拿, 靈機一動下載了遙控 APP」
學生9:
「我看到廚房堆了整個月的碗盤,
我懶得洗又怕發臭, 只好先拿芳香
劑噴ㄧ噴」
懶死算了!!!! 我沒做過比這些更懶的事
脫褲子放屁簡直 (好吧 做過其中幾項)
轉載於: A.S.O - A.merican S.tuff O.nly
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※ 編輯: ifanlee (49.215.65.180), 02/19/2017 18:09:46
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