Re: [笑話] 轉學生
班上來了個轉學生
聽說他以前在舊學校是資優生
一天老師出了個高難度的化學題
老師問誰自願要做的時候沒人舉手
於是老師點了那個轉學生
他站起來,抬抬眼鏡:
用英文還是中文?
全班同學都嚇壞了
老師:不然你用英文試試?
轉學生:I Don't Know
這時候小明見機不可失
這可是提升聲望的大好機會啊~
於是他就舉手
老師就點了他:小明你來試試
小明:I Don't Know Either.
和資優轉學生戰成平手
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