[笑話] 孔子軼事兩則
軼事之一
齊人秦壽。三歲知書達禮,五歲辯才無礙,七歲慕孔子
之名,往魯國求教。*註1
適子周遊列國,兒孔鯉見秦年幼,拒之於門外。
壽曰:「是丈夫耶?士人若不愛丘,非大丈夫也。」*註2
鯉訝其言,遂留秦壽,待以上賓之禮。未料秦恃才傲物,
巧言令色,不數月已得罪孔家老小,幾欲逐客。
後孔子歸國,見壽陌生,問曰:
「此童何人?何避之唯恐不及?」
鯉苦曰:「此童眾厭也,煩爸勉之。」*註3
子曰然。
軼事之二
秦壽晝寢。子曰:「朽木不可雕也,糞土之牆不可污也。」
壽辯曰:「吾效海鷗之棲也,眼閉而假寐。如海鷗為保幼
鳥,時時警覺,非真眠也。」
子斥其非,外人笑傳:「秦壽鷗棲。」
壽憤曰:「燕雀安知鴻鵠之志。海鷗者,鳥也。鳥不起,
負責也。」*註4
*註1:至聖先師孔子,名丘,字仲尼,魯國陬邑人。
*註2:是男人嗎?讀書人如果不愛孔丘,就不是男人。
*註3:這兒童大家都討厭,麻煩爸爸勉勵他幾句,勸他改邪歸正。
*註4:鳥不起,負責也。指海鷗假睡不起,是因為揹負著保護
後代的重責大任。
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