Re: [笑話] 徵求很髒的黃色笑話
有一天,
員工買了台智慧型秘書機器人送老闆,
機器人不僅外型亮麗、身材姣好,
並且附有多功能的文書作業能力,
用眼睛就可以掃描檔案,耳朵能錄音,
還能自動連結網路搜索資料,
重點是觸感跟溝通完全跟真人一樣,
貌比林志玲,奶勝波多野結衣,
老闆甚是滿意,於是就把她帶回家去。
結果,隔天老闆下體腫成一大包,
跑到員工面前,大聲怒吼道:
幹你娘,為什麼她下面是削鉛筆機??
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