[XD] 你住哪個都市?

看板joke作者 (總統府秘書室)時間7年前 (2016/11/04 15:09), 編輯推噓107(110315)
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剛剛有個房屋仲介打電話來說:「XX市中心有個新推案是大樓綠化率65%,要不要考慮一下?」 我跟他說:「不用了,謝謝!我現在居住得地方綠化率95%以上。」 他:「不可能!你住哪個都市?」 我:「 股市。」 QQ http://imgur.com/YV6JqYG
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廢到笑 XDD
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看在你有點好笑給推
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看著這篇文 不知怎麼了 眼淚一直掉
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還好我連買股票的錢都…咦?QQ
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房仲:我們也有賣塔位噢
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塔位ok
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高雄也綠化95%
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qq
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笑給推
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盤古開天的笑話也拿出來講
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好啦 老梗了
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推塔位
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還以為是南部
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你那邊還來得及~不要買樂陞!!!!
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塔位www這個仲介有前途
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哈哈哈
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你那邊還來的及,看到姓郭的女財政部長要快跑!
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讀者文摘?
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再加一抹綠
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XD
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幫QQ
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幫QQ
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還有 49 則推文
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幹 照片拍的超好
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笑著笑著就哭了QQ
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好多人沒聽過耶 這大概馬英九時代的笑話
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有笑給推
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有笑推
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淚推..
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有聽過 但還是淚推
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現買現套QQ
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老哏了
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漲到9000也能套 這比較好笑
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我她媽笑死XXDD
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有血淚,給推
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借轉QQ
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聽起來很像是某些炒股老師講課開頭會說的笑話
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臉綠了 給你爆
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這根本是預測美大選對台股衝擊啊
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淚推Q.Q
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